Movie Scripts
Jim Henson's Muppets Movie Script:
[Together Again play]
[At Scooter’s house Scooter asleep starting flash back dreaming of him, Skeeter and the Muppets as babies playing at the nursery. Back reality Scooter wake up from his dream and start getting up walk tour the window looking sadly at the stars wondering if he ever sees his sister again. Slideshow morning scenes at The Muppet Theater inside audience applause Kermit come up to the stage.]
Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Yaaaaaaaaaay!
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: (Ohhh yeah! Whooo!) ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend. ♪♪
♪♪ Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end. ♪♪
♪♪ I never think of money, I think of milkin' honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat. ♪♪
♪♪ I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ (Hey, Floyd, Pick a verse!) ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd Pepper: Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now! ♪♪
♪♪ Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how. ♪♪
♪♪ Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at ♪♪
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower. ♪♪
♪♪ I gave it to a Texas cat! ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd: Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do ♪♪
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you. ♪♪
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat. ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd: Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Animal: CAN YOU PICTURE THAT!! ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd: All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam ♪♪
♪♪ Janice: Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am! ♪♪
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat, ♪♪
♪♪ Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind! ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find! ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame! ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture? Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: Use it if you need it ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd: Don't forget to feed it! ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture that? ♪♪
[The audience applause cheer Kermit comes up to the stage again.]
Kermit: Well that it to The Muppet Show so um hop to see you f will soon again to The Muppet Show goodnight everybody.
[The audience applause one more the curtain is down Kermit leave the stage too backstage to exist catch up with the gang.]
Kermit: Ok great job everybody Fozzie.
Fozzie: Yes sir.
Kermit: You were very funny Ok Gonzo. [Fozzie leave]
Gonzo: Yes
Kermit: Nice work Gonzo for the stunt act back there.
Gonzo: Thank [Gonzo leave]
Kermit: Ok
Denise: Hi Kermit.
Kermit: Oh hi Denise
Lew: Hey, Mr. Defrog! It okay for me and my boomerang perform in the show.
Kermit: Uh I don’t think so Lew.
[The Muppets start preparing and package there stuffs for going on vacation in Hawaii.]
Piggy: Hello [in an entrée and passed through Kermit walking by]
[Kermit notice Scooter who where he sit on his desk look at his postcard from his sister sadly.]
Kermit: What wrong Scooter.
Scooter: Is just I heaven see my sister in a long time I miss her I wish I can see her again. [Kermit feel bad for Scooter]
Kermit: Hey don’t give up you just haven’t try hard.
[Both sigh]
Kermit: Come on Scooter.
Scooter: Huh
Kermit: Just come on.
[Scooter gets up off his desk montage the Muppets gather in auditorium for a meeting Kermit and Scooter come up Kermit starting his speech.]
Kermit: Hi everyone I have you all gather here because we have to cancel our vacation.
Piggy: What [scream in anger] you promise we all go on vacation?
[The Muppets starting completing]
[Kermit yell] QUIT!
[The Muppets stop completing]
Kermit: I’m sorry is just well because we need to find Skeeter.
Rowlf: Who Skeeter?
Scooter: My sister.
Rizzo: Wait a minute you gather us here help you find your sister.
Pepe: Shh she could be hot ok.
Piggy: I can’t believe this I just buy a new outfit for Hawaii.
Kermit: Piggy
Piggy: Kermit if find Skeeter stand there. [Piggy get up and leave auditorium]
Dr. Teeth: Oh man me and the band were going play some jam there to.
Animal: Jam, Jam
Fozzie: I promise Becky I be there.
[The Muppets starting completing]
Kermit: QUIT! [The Muppets stop completing]
Kermit: Now, look! If any of you have a problem with that, any of you, then my door is always open!
Kermit: Let's all find Skeeter as a family because that's what we are.
[The Muppets send off to find Skeeter in a montage of clips showing the Muppets traversing across the city as they are rejected another after another no one sees Skeeter.]
[The Muppets still continued their search disappointment.]
Fozzie: This is turnin' outto be a little tougher than I thought.
[The Muppets past a building Gonzo stop and look at it sign say Wormwood Soames’ Detective Office.]
Gonzo: Hey guys look
[The Muppets stop there search Kermit look at the building and read the sign.]
Kermit: Wormwood Soames’ Detective Office
Kermit: Yah so
Gonzo: So Kermit do you known who is this guy is he Wormwood Soames the world greatest detective maybe he can help us find Skeeter.
Kermit: I don’t known.
Walter: Come Kermit it wouldn't hurt.
Kermit: Well
Sam: I agreed with suggest Gonzo thought after all Wormwood Soames is a personal friend of Jean Pierre Napoleon.
Kermit: Well ok let go in.
[The Muppets enter the building inside Wormwood Soames on the phone in his desk call sandwich order.]
Soames: Hello is this Jiffy's Sandwich Delivery Shop well were my sandwich how should I remember what kind sandwich I order it a year a go well hurry up well you oh uh hold the mayo on second thought hold the phone there someone at the door.
Kermit: Anybody home.
Soames: That depends, are you people from Jiffy's Sandwich Delivery Shop by any chance
Kermit: No are you Wormwood Soames.
Soames: Why yes I am how can I help you peoples.
Kermit: Yes you could we all trying to find Skeeter can you help us find her.
Soames: That depends, do have any object that lead to Skeeter
Scooter: I have postcard from her.
Soames: Let take look [Soames inspect the postcard with his magnify glass.]
Soames: I’m on the case.
Walter: Can we go with you.
Soames: Sue the more the better.
Piggy: Not so fast [Piggy joins the gang along with Foo-Foo.]
Foo-Foo: arf, arf
Beauregard: How she do that.
Floyd: Is one there Piggy known is to make entre.
Janice: For sure.
Kermit: Wow, you came back.
Piggy: I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them. And, besides, when this show's done, I'm catching the next plane to Hawaii. [Kermit and Piggy conflict]
Soames: Will take my car. [Soames take the Muppets his Toyota Prius Soames get in vehicle but the Muppets try to struggle getting in but manage to get through and continued to search for Skeeter.]
[In a montage at Mad Man Mooney and Sons scenes appearance Rachel Bitterman after defeated her plan to turn the theater into a trendy nightclub that sells watered-down drinks, Club Dot. Now working as sign holder along with Miss Poogy.]
Bitterman: I'm not cut out to being a sign holder Look at me now. Look at me. I have lost everything. Outside my dignity, that they cannot deprive me.
Poogy: What you complain ever since our boss son join the Muppets now I having doing all the work.
Mooney: That right now make yourself useful and back to work.
[Bitterman and Poogy continued their job Soames and the Muppets past Mad Man Mooney and Sons Bitterman about to pick the sign she saw the Muppets past through Bitterman is in daze and starting to remember.]
Bitterman: Those Muppets ruin my life? [She screams in a rage and wreck and the leaving the place along with Poogy.]
Mooney: You’re FIRE!
Poogy: So um what we do now.
Bitterman: Now we after the Muppets and get our revenge.
[Both laugh maniacal and send go after the Muppets.]
Scooter: Are you sure this guy will my us find my sister.
Gonzo: If anyone can find my sister He'll know what to do.
[In a montage at restaurant scenes a waiter give Soames Steamed whole lobster.]
Waiter: Here you meal sir.
Soames: Thank you misses.
Kermit: This is an idea.
Soames: Hey even world greatest detective have to eat.
[Rizzo and Carl eating there meal they order as well.]
Rizzo: These are delicious great idea, Soames.
Carl: Mmm-hmm
Bobo: This guy for real.
Sweetums: I don’t known.
Kermit: Hey wait a minute have anybody see Swedish Chef.
Soames: Over there.
Kermit: Chef what are you doing.
Swedish Chef: Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn Børk! Børk! Børk! [The Swedish Chef attempts to prepare a turkey.] Turkey: gobblers
Kermit: Chef cut that out, leaves the turkey alone and come join us. [The Swedish Chef and the Turkey join the other.]
Kermit: Wait a second I hear something.
Dr. Teeth: I hear it to.
Janice: Oh wow where it come from.
Kermit: It coming outside.
[In minute the Muppets head outside see what the sound is coming from]
Soames: Check please.
[Approaching. are none other than Big Bird and the rest of the Sesame Street Muppets as they sing Sesame Street Theme]
♪♪ All: Sunny Day ♪♪
♪♪ Sweepin' the clouds away ♪♪
♪♪ On my way to where the air is sweet ♪♪
♪♪ Can you tell me how to get, ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to Sesame Street ♪♪
♪♪ Come and play ♪♪
♪♪ Everything's A-OK ♪♪
♪♪ Friendly neighbors there ♪♪
♪♪ That's where we meet ♪♪
♪♪ Can you tell me how to get ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to Sesame Street ♪♪
♪♪ It's a magic carpet ride ♪♪
♪♪ Every door will open wide ♪♪
♪♪ To Happy people like you--
♪♪ Happy people like ♪♪
♪♪ What a beautiful ♪♪
♪♪ Sunny Day ♪♪
♪♪ Sweepin' the clouds away ♪♪
♪♪ On my way to where the air is sweet ♪♪
♪♪ Can you tell me how to get, ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to Sesame street... ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to Sesame Street ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to... ♪♪
Statler: We how to get to Sesame Street.
Waldorf: We don’t know how to out this movie.
Statler and Waldorf: DOHOHOHOHOHO!
Kermit: Is the Sesame Street gang.
Big Bird: Hi Kermit
Kermit: Hey listen is great to see guys but what you gang doing here.
Big Bird: A very brief appearance.
Kermit: Why?
Oscar: You tell us it your movie.
Kermit: Hey listen how you guys join us were trying to find Skeeter.
Herry: Who Skeeter
Kermit: Scooter’s sister
Elmo: Elmo love to help.
Grover: Me too
[The Sesame Street gang enters the restaurant and joins the Muppets on their quest unaware on outside of the restaurant in bushes there being watch see through of a binoculars the view see the Muppets and Sesame Street gang together pop out reveal to be Bitterman and Poogy in camouflage star planning their revenge.]
Bitterman: There they are.
Poogy: So what the plan.
Bitterman: Here the plan we follow them and then we kidnap Kermit and beat the snout out him that show them for ruin their life.
Poogy: Now you’re taking my language.
[The Muppets back on road again continued find Skeeter in a montage of clips showing the Muppets traversing across the city as they are rejected another after another still no one sees Skeeter ether.]
Kermit: Any luck
Count: That one, one person who haven't find Skeeter.
Dr. Teeth: Nope sorry Ker.
Kermit: How about you guy anything.
Big Bird: Sorry Kermit we look everywhere but no see Skeeter.
Count: That two, two person who haven't find Skeeter Ah, ah, ah! [a crash of thunder and a flash of lightning.]
Snuffy: Oh dear
Bert: What you see
Ernie: You’re nose Bert [chuckling laughter] Chrrrrrrrr!
Bert: Ernie get s where sporting looking for Skeeter
Ernie: Right
Telly: Oh no if we can’t find her Scooter be sad and if he sad then he be alone and if he alone then we all be sad and if we all be sad then the Muppets may not going to vacation and if the Muppets not going to vacation Foizze won’t see Becky and if Foizze won’t see Becky then we Sesame Street will never go home, home I tell you.
Elmo: Telly easy Telly com down don’t panic is goanna be all right ok, ok.
Floyd: The monster right we look everywhere but nothing.
Janice: Oh wow like I don’t think will ever find Skeeter for sure.
Gonzo: Don’t worry we have the world greatest detective in our side.
[Soames seating down on bench siting about to have his tea.]
Kermit: What are you doing now?
Soames: I having my tea break cookie anyone.
[Cookie Monster pop out and say] COOKIE [and grab Soames’ cookies then start eating them.]
Robin: But will be all right, right uncle Kermit.
Bunsen: May I suggest looking Skeeter on the Internet.
Beaker: mee-mee
[Chip looks through the Internet on his phone]
Chip: Nope nothing
Zoe: I known, I known maybe Abby’s wand help us find Skeeter.
Scooter: Abby can you take us to my sister please.
Abby: Well m ok I just find word that rhymes with sister hmm ooh I known
Abby: Desert, Desert takes all of us to Scooter’s sister.
[And in magic the Muppets appearance in desert scenes]
Murry: Wow
Piggy: If it me or starting get hot all a sudden because I'm on fire up.
Zoot: Uh huh
Herry: Did somebody say fire [Herry press his plunger box cause a explosion and then leave.]
Kermit: Something is not right.
Soames: I known where we are.
Kermit: Where
Soames: Look
[In a flash a sign say "Welcome to the Desert."]
Kermit: ABBY you take us to a desert insane of Scooter’s sister.
Abby: Sorry
Gonzo: Maybe Skeeter lived here.
Rizzo: Oh sure and maybe we meet Kristin Chenoweth on the way.
[Rizzo and Pepe laughing]
Kermit: Good grief what you think Soames.
[In a flash Soames in swimsuit and sunglass laying on his folding bench getting a tan.]
Kermit: Oh what hack? Let’s go for it.
[The Muppets send off to find Skeeter traversing across the desert as they are rejected another after another no one sees Skeeter. still continued their search day and night soon across a ghost town scene.]
Fozzie: Kermit tired can we take a rest for minute.
Kermit: Sure um oh how about there.
[The Muppets enter the old general store unaware on outside in dead bushes there being follow by Bitterman and Poogy in sunburn. In the store the Muppets start taking break and explore the place Robin heading down to the celler for explore.]
Robin: Uncle Kermit?
Kermit: Robin? Where are you?
Robin: In the cellar.
Kermit: What are doing down there.
[Kermit walk down the seller to Robin.]
Robin: I made a discovery.
Kermit: Oh, yeah? What are you talking about?
Robin: Remember telling me about Fraggle holes?
Kermit: Uh, yeah. So
Robin: And how if I ever found one, we could go into Fraggle Rock and maybe meet some Fraggles?
Kermit: Uh, so?
Robin: Is that one?
Kermit: Ooh, look at that. Well, it certainly looks like one. You never know where you're going to find these things.
Robin: Can we go in, Uncle Kermit?
Kermit: Well, maybe just a little ways, see if we can meet anyone.
Kermit: Watch your step, Robin.
Robin: Gee, it's kind of scary.
Kermit: These are beautiful caves. Oooh!
Robin: Hey, Uncle Kermit, wait up.
Kermit: Hmm? Okay.
Robin: Do you think this is really Fraggle Rock?
Kermit: Well I don't know but if I were a Fraggle, I think this is the kind of place I'd hang out.
Kermit: Wait a second. I thought I heard something.
Kermit: Guess not. Well, anyhow.
[The frogs soon stumble upon the Fraggles.]
Kermit: Oh, uh, uh, well, uh, hi, there.
Gobo: Hi, yourself
Wembley: You're Fraggles
Wembley: I'll say
Red: But you're not.
Wembley: I'll say
Gobo: Hey I remember you two you’re the frogs that wish us a merry Christmas.
Kermit: What, Oh I known you guy the Fraggles at Grizzly Farm
Kermit: You’re Gobo
Gobo: Hello
Kermit: You’re Red
Red: Yes
Kermit: You’re Wembley
Wembley: That right
Kermit: You’re Mokey
Mokey: Hi
Kermit: And you’re Boober
Boober: Un huh
Kermit: Hey listen is great to see Fraggles again.
Gobo: What are you doing here?
Kermit: Um will Me, Robin and friends are looking for Scooter’s sister Skeeter but um we can’t find her.
Robin: Hey, how about you Fraggles come with us to find Skeeter
[Gobo realizes that he and his friends never really been in outer space with Kermit and the Muppets before and convinced and starting to join them.]
Gobo: Ok Let's go
[Kermit, Robin and the Fraggles heading back the celler to join the other.]
Scooter: Kermit, were already head out Abby goanna try her wand again.
Kermit: Oh, well, let's go.
[Back up the store the Muppets gathers preparing to leave.]
Abby: Well m Ok I just find word that rhymes with sister hmm ooh I known
Kermit: Yes
Abby: Here we go Few, Few takes all of us to Scooter’s sister.
[And in magic the Muppets appearance in New York City scenes.]
Murry: Wow
Piggy: [shouting] AHHH! What all the cars honking about.
Bobo: I don’t known.
[The Honkers honking along with cars]
Kermit: Something still is not right.
Soames: I known where we are now.
Kermit: Where now
Soames: Look
[In a flash a sign say "Welcome to the New York City."]
Piggy: [shouting] New York AHHH! Abby
Abby: I’m sorry
Piggy: Good grief
Scooter: Is no use I will never goanna meet Skeeter I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess.
Kermit: Scooter? [Scooter sighs and walks away disappointment in a montage a parking garage scene Scooter siting down on the ground sad believes they have failed Kermit walking tour him to cheer up.]
Kermit: Hey don’t give up you just haven’t try harder.
Scooter: Oh but Kermit we look everywhere I never goanna see my sister again. [sigh]
Kermit: It Ok
Kermit: You know I remember what Jim Henson say to me take what you got and fly with it.
Scooter: Fly with it he said that.
Kermit: Yep you know I bet Skeeter still believe you can her.
Scooter: You really mean it Kermit.
Kermit: I do and you should too think of it.
♪♪ Kermit: If just one person believes in you. Deep enough, and strong enough, believes in you. Hard enough,and long enough before you knew it, Someone else would think, if he can do it, I can do it. Making it.. ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Fozzie: Two! Two whole people who believe in you. And if two whole people believe in you. Deep enough, and strong enough believe in you. Hard enough, and long enough there's bound to be some Other person who believes in making it a threesome. Making it... ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit, Fozzie and Big Bird: Three....people you can say, believe in me. And if three whole people, why not... ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit, Fozzie, Big Bird and Gobo: Four. And if four whole people, why not... ♪♪
♪♪ Everyone (joins in): More, and... More, and more. And when all those people believe in you, Deep enough and strong enough believe in you, Hard enough and long enough it stands to reason you, Yourself will start to see what everybody sees in you. And maybe even you, can believe in you, too. ♪♪
[The Muppets settle in, including Soames, and then fall asleep still unaware on outside in a car there being follow by Bitterman and Poogy.]
Bitterman: That right enjoys Muppets but I ruin your party.
Poogy: Ya
[Both laugh maniacal]
[The next morning, the sun set up rise Scooter starting to wake up and look outside to see and Scooter notices that the sign, for the college, Danhurst College, matches the image on the postcard from his sister. Upon realizing that Skeeter is in the college.]
Scooter: Kermit, everyone wait I think I know were Skeeter come here quick.
[The Muppets start waking up and head tour Scooter to see what up.]
Scooter: Look, look my postcard my sister send me.
[The Muppets look at the postcard]
Kermit: Ya so
Scooter: Now look at the college over there.
[The Muppets look at the college]
Kermit: Scooter what are getting at?
Scooter: Don’t you see the college match the postcard wish mean I think Skeeter at that college.
Kermit: That mean we here
[The Muppets start cheering for victory]
Kermit: Come on everybody
[In e the Muppets start heading to the college along unware Bitterman and Poogy pop out.]
Poogy: Now Bitterman
Bitterman: Yes my friend now. [Both go after them]
[In montage the Muppets enter the college Kermit heading to office desk to ask the secretary.]
Kermit: Ex me
Secretary: Yes
Kermit: Were here Skeeter what room she in.
Secretary: Room 23
Kermit: Thank you
[The Muppets heading to Room 23 and in flash the Muppets may it to the room.]
Kermit: Ok everybody the room is right down and in a second I introduce everyone to Skeeker.
Piggy: I can't see Skeeter looking like this Beau qick my purse please thank you
Scooter: Oh wow I cannot wait you guy to meet my sister.
[Scooter knocks on the door]
Scooter: Oh Skeeter are you in there
[The door it creaks open a few inches, revealing that it is bolted numerous times.]
Scooter: Seven years ago, you played the Muppets with your brother at the nursery.
Skeeter: How do you know that?
Scooter: It me somebody you known
Skeeter: Scooter
Scooter: Sis
[Skeeter open the door and look at Scooter in surprise.]
Skeeter: Scooter
Scooter: Skeeter
[Both hug each other]
Skeeter: Well, what the... a surprise!
Scooter: Aw Skeeter I just so happy to see you
Skeeter: I’m happy to see Scooter
Scooter: Oh I’m sure you Remember, Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Animal
Skeeter: Um where Miss Piggy
[reappearance Piggy in fancy dress.]
Piggy: Skeeter moncher
Beauregard: How she do that?
Fozzie: If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.
Skeeter: It great so you guy all of you.
Bitterman: Me too
[Bitterman grab Kermit]
Bitterman: Gotcha
Kermit: Miss Bitterman
Bitterman: In the flash in time for payback
Fozzie: Come guy get her.
[The Muppets just about rescues Kermit Bitterman pick her gun out pocket and at the Muppets.]
Bitterman: All right. Back off!
[The Muppets back off in terrify when they see the gun.]
Kermit: But, Miss Bitterman, why are you doing this?
Bitterman: Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.
Fozzie: Uh, excuse me, Miss Bitterman, madam. Would you let Kermit go? If you hold him too long he'll just give you warts.
Bitterman: Oh, no. He's coming with us. Come on, Poogy. Let's get out of here.
Piggy: Oh, brother!
Piggy: Hi-yah! [Piggy knocks out Bitterman]
Piggy: Hi-yah! [Then Piggy knocks out Poogy]
[Soames enter the room with two police officers.]
Soames: Take them away!
[The police officers arrest Bitterman and Poogy.]
Bitterman: "I HAAATE YOU MUPPETS!!"
Poogy: Great plan
Bitterman: Shut Up
[After witness that experience Kermit realize and walk tour to Denise.]
Kermit: Denise I believe that I confused...the infatuation and the emotion with the love. Sorry......but my heart belongs to......someone else. But we can be friend still right. No hard feelings? You understand
Denise: Oh I see find
[Kermit walk tour to Piggy]
Kermit: Piggy
Kermit: I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff.
Piggy: Yes, Kermie?
Kermit: Well......over the last week, I realized that......I... I miss you. And I need you. And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you. Maybe you just need one person.
Piggy: Oh, Kermie.
[Kermit and Piggy share a kiss]
[Special appearance of Alex Kyle Randall in the crowed]
Alex: I about time those two get together again
[In the flash montage outside college scene the Muppets perform Rainbow Connection including Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas characters, Skeeter and Alex.]
♪♪ Kermit: Why are there so many songs about rainbows ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: And what's on the other side? ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: Rainbows are visions, but only illusions ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: And rainbows have nothing to hide ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: So we've been told, and some choose to believe it ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: I know they're wrong, wait and see ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: The lovers, the dreamers, and me ♪♪
♪♪ Piggy: Who said that every wish would be heard and answered ♪♪
♪♪ Piggy: When wished on the morning star? ♪♪
♪♪ Piggy: Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it ♪♪
♪♪ Piggy: Look what it's done so far ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Piggy: What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Piggy: And what do we think we might see? ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Piggy: Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection ♪♪
♪♪ The lovers, the dreamers, and me ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Piggy: All of us under its spell ♪♪
♪♪ All: We know that it's probably magic ♪♪
♪♪ All: Have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices? ♪♪
♪♪ All: I've heard them calling my name ♪♪
♪♪ All: Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors? ♪♪
♪♪ All: The voice might be one and the same ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: I've heard it too many times to ignore it ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: It's something that I'm supposed to be ♪♪
♪♪ All: Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection ♪♪
♪♪ All: The lovers, the dreamers, and me ♪♪
♪♪ All: La-da-da, de-da-da-do ♪♪
♪♪ La-da-da-da-da-de-da-do ♪♪
[In the post-credits scene, Bitterman and Poogy are in there jail cell in black and white stripe uniform.]
Poogy: So... What do we do now?
Bitterman: I have known idea.
[At Scooter’s house Scooter asleep starting flash back dreaming of him, Skeeter and the Muppets as babies playing at the nursery. Back reality Scooter wake up from his dream and start getting up walk tour the window looking sadly at the stars wondering if he ever sees his sister again. Slideshow morning scenes at The Muppet Theater inside audience applause Kermit come up to the stage.]
Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Yaaaaaaaaaay!
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: (Ohhh yeah! Whooo!) ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend. ♪♪
♪♪ Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end. ♪♪
♪♪ I never think of money, I think of milkin' honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat. ♪♪
♪♪ I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ (Hey, Floyd, Pick a verse!) ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd Pepper: Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now! ♪♪
♪♪ Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how. ♪♪
♪♪ Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at ♪♪
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower. ♪♪
♪♪ I gave it to a Texas cat! ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd: Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do ♪♪
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you. ♪♪
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat. ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd: Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Animal: CAN YOU PICTURE THAT!! ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd: All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam ♪♪
♪♪ Janice: Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am! ♪♪
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat, ♪♪
♪♪ Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind! ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find! ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame! ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture? Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture that? ♪♪
♪♪ Dr. Teeth: Use it if you need it ♪♪
♪♪ Floyd: Don't forget to feed it! ♪♪
♪♪ Can you picture that? ♪♪
[The audience applause cheer Kermit comes up to the stage again.]
Kermit: Well that it to The Muppet Show so um hop to see you f will soon again to The Muppet Show goodnight everybody.
[The audience applause one more the curtain is down Kermit leave the stage too backstage to exist catch up with the gang.]
Kermit: Ok great job everybody Fozzie.
Fozzie: Yes sir.
Kermit: You were very funny Ok Gonzo. [Fozzie leave]
Gonzo: Yes
Kermit: Nice work Gonzo for the stunt act back there.
Gonzo: Thank [Gonzo leave]
Kermit: Ok
Denise: Hi Kermit.
Kermit: Oh hi Denise
Lew: Hey, Mr. Defrog! It okay for me and my boomerang perform in the show.
Kermit: Uh I don’t think so Lew.
[The Muppets start preparing and package there stuffs for going on vacation in Hawaii.]
Piggy: Hello [in an entrée and passed through Kermit walking by]
[Kermit notice Scooter who where he sit on his desk look at his postcard from his sister sadly.]
Kermit: What wrong Scooter.
Scooter: Is just I heaven see my sister in a long time I miss her I wish I can see her again. [Kermit feel bad for Scooter]
Kermit: Hey don’t give up you just haven’t try hard.
[Both sigh]
Kermit: Come on Scooter.
Scooter: Huh
Kermit: Just come on.
[Scooter gets up off his desk montage the Muppets gather in auditorium for a meeting Kermit and Scooter come up Kermit starting his speech.]
Kermit: Hi everyone I have you all gather here because we have to cancel our vacation.
Piggy: What [scream in anger] you promise we all go on vacation?
[The Muppets starting completing]
[Kermit yell] QUIT!
[The Muppets stop completing]
Kermit: I’m sorry is just well because we need to find Skeeter.
Rowlf: Who Skeeter?
Scooter: My sister.
Rizzo: Wait a minute you gather us here help you find your sister.
Pepe: Shh she could be hot ok.
Piggy: I can’t believe this I just buy a new outfit for Hawaii.
Kermit: Piggy
Piggy: Kermit if find Skeeter stand there. [Piggy get up and leave auditorium]
Dr. Teeth: Oh man me and the band were going play some jam there to.
Animal: Jam, Jam
Fozzie: I promise Becky I be there.
[The Muppets starting completing]
Kermit: QUIT! [The Muppets stop completing]
Kermit: Now, look! If any of you have a problem with that, any of you, then my door is always open!
Kermit: Let's all find Skeeter as a family because that's what we are.
[The Muppets send off to find Skeeter in a montage of clips showing the Muppets traversing across the city as they are rejected another after another no one sees Skeeter.]
[The Muppets still continued their search disappointment.]
Fozzie: This is turnin' outto be a little tougher than I thought.
[The Muppets past a building Gonzo stop and look at it sign say Wormwood Soames’ Detective Office.]
Gonzo: Hey guys look
[The Muppets stop there search Kermit look at the building and read the sign.]
Kermit: Wormwood Soames’ Detective Office
Kermit: Yah so
Gonzo: So Kermit do you known who is this guy is he Wormwood Soames the world greatest detective maybe he can help us find Skeeter.
Kermit: I don’t known.
Walter: Come Kermit it wouldn't hurt.
Kermit: Well
Sam: I agreed with suggest Gonzo thought after all Wormwood Soames is a personal friend of Jean Pierre Napoleon.
Kermit: Well ok let go in.
[The Muppets enter the building inside Wormwood Soames on the phone in his desk call sandwich order.]
Soames: Hello is this Jiffy's Sandwich Delivery Shop well were my sandwich how should I remember what kind sandwich I order it a year a go well hurry up well you oh uh hold the mayo on second thought hold the phone there someone at the door.
Kermit: Anybody home.
Soames: That depends, are you people from Jiffy's Sandwich Delivery Shop by any chance
Kermit: No are you Wormwood Soames.
Soames: Why yes I am how can I help you peoples.
Kermit: Yes you could we all trying to find Skeeter can you help us find her.
Soames: That depends, do have any object that lead to Skeeter
Scooter: I have postcard from her.
Soames: Let take look [Soames inspect the postcard with his magnify glass.]
Soames: I’m on the case.
Walter: Can we go with you.
Soames: Sue the more the better.
Piggy: Not so fast [Piggy joins the gang along with Foo-Foo.]
Foo-Foo: arf, arf
Beauregard: How she do that.
Floyd: Is one there Piggy known is to make entre.
Janice: For sure.
Kermit: Wow, you came back.
Piggy: I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them. And, besides, when this show's done, I'm catching the next plane to Hawaii. [Kermit and Piggy conflict]
Soames: Will take my car. [Soames take the Muppets his Toyota Prius Soames get in vehicle but the Muppets try to struggle getting in but manage to get through and continued to search for Skeeter.]
[In a montage at Mad Man Mooney and Sons scenes appearance Rachel Bitterman after defeated her plan to turn the theater into a trendy nightclub that sells watered-down drinks, Club Dot. Now working as sign holder along with Miss Poogy.]
Bitterman: I'm not cut out to being a sign holder Look at me now. Look at me. I have lost everything. Outside my dignity, that they cannot deprive me.
Poogy: What you complain ever since our boss son join the Muppets now I having doing all the work.
Mooney: That right now make yourself useful and back to work.
[Bitterman and Poogy continued their job Soames and the Muppets past Mad Man Mooney and Sons Bitterman about to pick the sign she saw the Muppets past through Bitterman is in daze and starting to remember.]
Bitterman: Those Muppets ruin my life? [She screams in a rage and wreck and the leaving the place along with Poogy.]
Mooney: You’re FIRE!
Poogy: So um what we do now.
Bitterman: Now we after the Muppets and get our revenge.
[Both laugh maniacal and send go after the Muppets.]
Scooter: Are you sure this guy will my us find my sister.
Gonzo: If anyone can find my sister He'll know what to do.
[In a montage at restaurant scenes a waiter give Soames Steamed whole lobster.]
Waiter: Here you meal sir.
Soames: Thank you misses.
Kermit: This is an idea.
Soames: Hey even world greatest detective have to eat.
[Rizzo and Carl eating there meal they order as well.]
Rizzo: These are delicious great idea, Soames.
Carl: Mmm-hmm
Bobo: This guy for real.
Sweetums: I don’t known.
Kermit: Hey wait a minute have anybody see Swedish Chef.
Soames: Over there.
Kermit: Chef what are you doing.
Swedish Chef: Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn Børk! Børk! Børk! [The Swedish Chef attempts to prepare a turkey.] Turkey: gobblers
Kermit: Chef cut that out, leaves the turkey alone and come join us. [The Swedish Chef and the Turkey join the other.]
Kermit: Wait a second I hear something.
Dr. Teeth: I hear it to.
Janice: Oh wow where it come from.
Kermit: It coming outside.
[In minute the Muppets head outside see what the sound is coming from]
Soames: Check please.
[Approaching. are none other than Big Bird and the rest of the Sesame Street Muppets as they sing Sesame Street Theme]
♪♪ All: Sunny Day ♪♪
♪♪ Sweepin' the clouds away ♪♪
♪♪ On my way to where the air is sweet ♪♪
♪♪ Can you tell me how to get, ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to Sesame Street ♪♪
♪♪ Come and play ♪♪
♪♪ Everything's A-OK ♪♪
♪♪ Friendly neighbors there ♪♪
♪♪ That's where we meet ♪♪
♪♪ Can you tell me how to get ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to Sesame Street ♪♪
♪♪ It's a magic carpet ride ♪♪
♪♪ Every door will open wide ♪♪
♪♪ To Happy people like you--
♪♪ Happy people like ♪♪
♪♪ What a beautiful ♪♪
♪♪ Sunny Day ♪♪
♪♪ Sweepin' the clouds away ♪♪
♪♪ On my way to where the air is sweet ♪♪
♪♪ Can you tell me how to get, ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to Sesame street... ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to Sesame Street ♪♪
♪♪ How to get to... ♪♪
Statler: We how to get to Sesame Street.
Waldorf: We don’t know how to out this movie.
Statler and Waldorf: DOHOHOHOHOHO!
Kermit: Is the Sesame Street gang.
Big Bird: Hi Kermit
Kermit: Hey listen is great to see guys but what you gang doing here.
Big Bird: A very brief appearance.
Kermit: Why?
Oscar: You tell us it your movie.
Kermit: Hey listen how you guys join us were trying to find Skeeter.
Herry: Who Skeeter
Kermit: Scooter’s sister
Elmo: Elmo love to help.
Grover: Me too
[The Sesame Street gang enters the restaurant and joins the Muppets on their quest unaware on outside of the restaurant in bushes there being watch see through of a binoculars the view see the Muppets and Sesame Street gang together pop out reveal to be Bitterman and Poogy in camouflage star planning their revenge.]
Bitterman: There they are.
Poogy: So what the plan.
Bitterman: Here the plan we follow them and then we kidnap Kermit and beat the snout out him that show them for ruin their life.
Poogy: Now you’re taking my language.
[The Muppets back on road again continued find Skeeter in a montage of clips showing the Muppets traversing across the city as they are rejected another after another still no one sees Skeeter ether.]
Kermit: Any luck
Count: That one, one person who haven't find Skeeter.
Dr. Teeth: Nope sorry Ker.
Kermit: How about you guy anything.
Big Bird: Sorry Kermit we look everywhere but no see Skeeter.
Count: That two, two person who haven't find Skeeter Ah, ah, ah! [a crash of thunder and a flash of lightning.]
Snuffy: Oh dear
Bert: What you see
Ernie: You’re nose Bert [chuckling laughter] Chrrrrrrrr!
Bert: Ernie get s where sporting looking for Skeeter
Ernie: Right
Telly: Oh no if we can’t find her Scooter be sad and if he sad then he be alone and if he alone then we all be sad and if we all be sad then the Muppets may not going to vacation and if the Muppets not going to vacation Foizze won’t see Becky and if Foizze won’t see Becky then we Sesame Street will never go home, home I tell you.
Elmo: Telly easy Telly com down don’t panic is goanna be all right ok, ok.
Floyd: The monster right we look everywhere but nothing.
Janice: Oh wow like I don’t think will ever find Skeeter for sure.
Gonzo: Don’t worry we have the world greatest detective in our side.
[Soames seating down on bench siting about to have his tea.]
Kermit: What are you doing now?
Soames: I having my tea break cookie anyone.
[Cookie Monster pop out and say] COOKIE [and grab Soames’ cookies then start eating them.]
Robin: But will be all right, right uncle Kermit.
Bunsen: May I suggest looking Skeeter on the Internet.
Beaker: mee-mee
[Chip looks through the Internet on his phone]
Chip: Nope nothing
Zoe: I known, I known maybe Abby’s wand help us find Skeeter.
Scooter: Abby can you take us to my sister please.
Abby: Well m ok I just find word that rhymes with sister hmm ooh I known
Abby: Desert, Desert takes all of us to Scooter’s sister.
[And in magic the Muppets appearance in desert scenes]
Murry: Wow
Piggy: If it me or starting get hot all a sudden because I'm on fire up.
Zoot: Uh huh
Herry: Did somebody say fire [Herry press his plunger box cause a explosion and then leave.]
Kermit: Something is not right.
Soames: I known where we are.
Kermit: Where
Soames: Look
[In a flash a sign say "Welcome to the Desert."]
Kermit: ABBY you take us to a desert insane of Scooter’s sister.
Abby: Sorry
Gonzo: Maybe Skeeter lived here.
Rizzo: Oh sure and maybe we meet Kristin Chenoweth on the way.
[Rizzo and Pepe laughing]
Kermit: Good grief what you think Soames.
[In a flash Soames in swimsuit and sunglass laying on his folding bench getting a tan.]
Kermit: Oh what hack? Let’s go for it.
[The Muppets send off to find Skeeter traversing across the desert as they are rejected another after another no one sees Skeeter. still continued their search day and night soon across a ghost town scene.]
Fozzie: Kermit tired can we take a rest for minute.
Kermit: Sure um oh how about there.
[The Muppets enter the old general store unaware on outside in dead bushes there being follow by Bitterman and Poogy in sunburn. In the store the Muppets start taking break and explore the place Robin heading down to the celler for explore.]
Robin: Uncle Kermit?
Kermit: Robin? Where are you?
Robin: In the cellar.
Kermit: What are doing down there.
[Kermit walk down the seller to Robin.]
Robin: I made a discovery.
Kermit: Oh, yeah? What are you talking about?
Robin: Remember telling me about Fraggle holes?
Kermit: Uh, yeah. So
Robin: And how if I ever found one, we could go into Fraggle Rock and maybe meet some Fraggles?
Kermit: Uh, so?
Robin: Is that one?
Kermit: Ooh, look at that. Well, it certainly looks like one. You never know where you're going to find these things.
Robin: Can we go in, Uncle Kermit?
Kermit: Well, maybe just a little ways, see if we can meet anyone.
Kermit: Watch your step, Robin.
Robin: Gee, it's kind of scary.
Kermit: These are beautiful caves. Oooh!
Robin: Hey, Uncle Kermit, wait up.
Kermit: Hmm? Okay.
Robin: Do you think this is really Fraggle Rock?
Kermit: Well I don't know but if I were a Fraggle, I think this is the kind of place I'd hang out.
Kermit: Wait a second. I thought I heard something.
Kermit: Guess not. Well, anyhow.
[The frogs soon stumble upon the Fraggles.]
Kermit: Oh, uh, uh, well, uh, hi, there.
Gobo: Hi, yourself
Wembley: You're Fraggles
Wembley: I'll say
Red: But you're not.
Wembley: I'll say
Gobo: Hey I remember you two you’re the frogs that wish us a merry Christmas.
Kermit: What, Oh I known you guy the Fraggles at Grizzly Farm
Kermit: You’re Gobo
Gobo: Hello
Kermit: You’re Red
Red: Yes
Kermit: You’re Wembley
Wembley: That right
Kermit: You’re Mokey
Mokey: Hi
Kermit: And you’re Boober
Boober: Un huh
Kermit: Hey listen is great to see Fraggles again.
Gobo: What are you doing here?
Kermit: Um will Me, Robin and friends are looking for Scooter’s sister Skeeter but um we can’t find her.
Robin: Hey, how about you Fraggles come with us to find Skeeter
[Gobo realizes that he and his friends never really been in outer space with Kermit and the Muppets before and convinced and starting to join them.]
Gobo: Ok Let's go
[Kermit, Robin and the Fraggles heading back the celler to join the other.]
Scooter: Kermit, were already head out Abby goanna try her wand again.
Kermit: Oh, well, let's go.
[Back up the store the Muppets gathers preparing to leave.]
Abby: Well m Ok I just find word that rhymes with sister hmm ooh I known
Kermit: Yes
Abby: Here we go Few, Few takes all of us to Scooter’s sister.
[And in magic the Muppets appearance in New York City scenes.]
Murry: Wow
Piggy: [shouting] AHHH! What all the cars honking about.
Bobo: I don’t known.
[The Honkers honking along with cars]
Kermit: Something still is not right.
Soames: I known where we are now.
Kermit: Where now
Soames: Look
[In a flash a sign say "Welcome to the New York City."]
Piggy: [shouting] New York AHHH! Abby
Abby: I’m sorry
Piggy: Good grief
Scooter: Is no use I will never goanna meet Skeeter I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess.
Kermit: Scooter? [Scooter sighs and walks away disappointment in a montage a parking garage scene Scooter siting down on the ground sad believes they have failed Kermit walking tour him to cheer up.]
Kermit: Hey don’t give up you just haven’t try harder.
Scooter: Oh but Kermit we look everywhere I never goanna see my sister again. [sigh]
Kermit: It Ok
Kermit: You know I remember what Jim Henson say to me take what you got and fly with it.
Scooter: Fly with it he said that.
Kermit: Yep you know I bet Skeeter still believe you can her.
Scooter: You really mean it Kermit.
Kermit: I do and you should too think of it.
♪♪ Kermit: If just one person believes in you. Deep enough, and strong enough, believes in you. Hard enough,and long enough before you knew it, Someone else would think, if he can do it, I can do it. Making it.. ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Fozzie: Two! Two whole people who believe in you. And if two whole people believe in you. Deep enough, and strong enough believe in you. Hard enough, and long enough there's bound to be some Other person who believes in making it a threesome. Making it... ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit, Fozzie and Big Bird: Three....people you can say, believe in me. And if three whole people, why not... ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit, Fozzie, Big Bird and Gobo: Four. And if four whole people, why not... ♪♪
♪♪ Everyone (joins in): More, and... More, and more. And when all those people believe in you, Deep enough and strong enough believe in you, Hard enough and long enough it stands to reason you, Yourself will start to see what everybody sees in you. And maybe even you, can believe in you, too. ♪♪
[The Muppets settle in, including Soames, and then fall asleep still unaware on outside in a car there being follow by Bitterman and Poogy.]
Bitterman: That right enjoys Muppets but I ruin your party.
Poogy: Ya
[Both laugh maniacal]
[The next morning, the sun set up rise Scooter starting to wake up and look outside to see and Scooter notices that the sign, for the college, Danhurst College, matches the image on the postcard from his sister. Upon realizing that Skeeter is in the college.]
Scooter: Kermit, everyone wait I think I know were Skeeter come here quick.
[The Muppets start waking up and head tour Scooter to see what up.]
Scooter: Look, look my postcard my sister send me.
[The Muppets look at the postcard]
Kermit: Ya so
Scooter: Now look at the college over there.
[The Muppets look at the college]
Kermit: Scooter what are getting at?
Scooter: Don’t you see the college match the postcard wish mean I think Skeeter at that college.
Kermit: That mean we here
[The Muppets start cheering for victory]
Kermit: Come on everybody
[In e the Muppets start heading to the college along unware Bitterman and Poogy pop out.]
Poogy: Now Bitterman
Bitterman: Yes my friend now. [Both go after them]
[In montage the Muppets enter the college Kermit heading to office desk to ask the secretary.]
Kermit: Ex me
Secretary: Yes
Kermit: Were here Skeeter what room she in.
Secretary: Room 23
Kermit: Thank you
[The Muppets heading to Room 23 and in flash the Muppets may it to the room.]
Kermit: Ok everybody the room is right down and in a second I introduce everyone to Skeeker.
Piggy: I can't see Skeeter looking like this Beau qick my purse please thank you
Scooter: Oh wow I cannot wait you guy to meet my sister.
[Scooter knocks on the door]
Scooter: Oh Skeeter are you in there
[The door it creaks open a few inches, revealing that it is bolted numerous times.]
Scooter: Seven years ago, you played the Muppets with your brother at the nursery.
Skeeter: How do you know that?
Scooter: It me somebody you known
Skeeter: Scooter
Scooter: Sis
[Skeeter open the door and look at Scooter in surprise.]
Skeeter: Scooter
Scooter: Skeeter
[Both hug each other]
Skeeter: Well, what the... a surprise!
Scooter: Aw Skeeter I just so happy to see you
Skeeter: I’m happy to see Scooter
Scooter: Oh I’m sure you Remember, Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Animal
Skeeter: Um where Miss Piggy
[reappearance Piggy in fancy dress.]
Piggy: Skeeter moncher
Beauregard: How she do that?
Fozzie: If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.
Skeeter: It great so you guy all of you.
Bitterman: Me too
[Bitterman grab Kermit]
Bitterman: Gotcha
Kermit: Miss Bitterman
Bitterman: In the flash in time for payback
Fozzie: Come guy get her.
[The Muppets just about rescues Kermit Bitterman pick her gun out pocket and at the Muppets.]
Bitterman: All right. Back off!
[The Muppets back off in terrify when they see the gun.]
Kermit: But, Miss Bitterman, why are you doing this?
Bitterman: Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.
Fozzie: Uh, excuse me, Miss Bitterman, madam. Would you let Kermit go? If you hold him too long he'll just give you warts.
Bitterman: Oh, no. He's coming with us. Come on, Poogy. Let's get out of here.
Piggy: Oh, brother!
Piggy: Hi-yah! [Piggy knocks out Bitterman]
Piggy: Hi-yah! [Then Piggy knocks out Poogy]
[Soames enter the room with two police officers.]
Soames: Take them away!
[The police officers arrest Bitterman and Poogy.]
Bitterman: "I HAAATE YOU MUPPETS!!"
Poogy: Great plan
Bitterman: Shut Up
[After witness that experience Kermit realize and walk tour to Denise.]
Kermit: Denise I believe that I confused...the infatuation and the emotion with the love. Sorry......but my heart belongs to......someone else. But we can be friend still right. No hard feelings? You understand
Denise: Oh I see find
[Kermit walk tour to Piggy]
Kermit: Piggy
Kermit: I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff.
Piggy: Yes, Kermie?
Kermit: Well......over the last week, I realized that......I... I miss you. And I need you. And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you. Maybe you just need one person.
Piggy: Oh, Kermie.
[Kermit and Piggy share a kiss]
[Special appearance of Alex Kyle Randall in the crowed]
Alex: I about time those two get together again
[In the flash montage outside college scene the Muppets perform Rainbow Connection including Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas characters, Skeeter and Alex.]
♪♪ Kermit: Why are there so many songs about rainbows ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: And what's on the other side? ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: Rainbows are visions, but only illusions ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: And rainbows have nothing to hide ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: So we've been told, and some choose to believe it ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: I know they're wrong, wait and see ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: The lovers, the dreamers, and me ♪♪
♪♪ Piggy: Who said that every wish would be heard and answered ♪♪
♪♪ Piggy: When wished on the morning star? ♪♪
♪♪ Piggy: Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it ♪♪
♪♪ Piggy: Look what it's done so far ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Piggy: What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Piggy: And what do we think we might see? ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Piggy: Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection ♪♪
♪♪ The lovers, the dreamers, and me ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit and Piggy: All of us under its spell ♪♪
♪♪ All: We know that it's probably magic ♪♪
♪♪ All: Have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices? ♪♪
♪♪ All: I've heard them calling my name ♪♪
♪♪ All: Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors? ♪♪
♪♪ All: The voice might be one and the same ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: I've heard it too many times to ignore it ♪♪
♪♪ Kermit: It's something that I'm supposed to be ♪♪
♪♪ All: Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection ♪♪
♪♪ All: The lovers, the dreamers, and me ♪♪
♪♪ All: La-da-da, de-da-da-do ♪♪
♪♪ La-da-da-da-da-de-da-do ♪♪
[In the post-credits scene, Bitterman and Poogy are in there jail cell in black and white stripe uniform.]
Poogy: So... What do we do now?
Bitterman: I have known idea.